Saturday, May 9, 2009

19 Fact-Pinions

1. I have a habit of stealing other people's style. If I like your shoes, I'll go out and buy them. I also stole somebody's handwriting.

2. I think stripping is an art and not everyone can do it. I dislike male strippers, no offense, but you already have a pole between your legs, so what's the point?

3. I love older men. A couple generations is good..maybe it runs in the family. My father is eighteen years older than my mother.

4. I secretly hate white girls with big butts, except if I were to be reincarnated, I would come back as Kim Kardashian. It's not fair, I mean you should have either the butt or the breasts, but she got both

5. I love krumping. I would start a group if someone was interested, it;s nothing but pure emotion

6. I am fascinated by tattoos. I would get once, except I don't have the money to get one, but I have planned my first one:m my whole back covered with the continent of Africa in red, black, and green, with a rising sun, and Audre Lorde's quote: "If I don't define myself for myself, I will be crushed into other people's fantasies and eaten alive."

7. I like to portray myself as a conscious person, but I can't resist a song with a good beat

8. I've always had a desire to smoke a joint, as long as the police don't catch me.

9. I think all the real revolutionaries are either dead, in jail, haven't been born, or in a mental institution

10. I think Malcolm X is one of the sexiest men ever, with the glasses and the beard, and when he delivers a speech.....

11. I think college is bull, I don't understand the purpose. I would love to just dropout and write and learn

12. I think money is one of the worst things that has ever happened to humanity.

13. You know the guy that threw the shoes at George Bush, he should have gotten me to do, I wouldn't have missed

14. John McCain, fifty years ago, could have given Barack Obama a run for his money

15. I can't do people who try to push their religion on others.

16. I secretly wish that I was a bird, or that I was invisible

17. Ever since Aaliyah died, I've been scared to ride on airplanes

18. We're in a recession, so do what you gotta do to get money

19. I think if Jesus were alive, or existed, I would "take up my cross and follow him." Jesus is sexy, and I know that he had locks. And when Judas betrayed him, I would have been the one to comfort him and keep him warm.

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